Makailah. 18. Unemployed. Uninteresting.

digginitwithacoolshovel:

collision-of-fandoms:

saltycoffee:

excuse me no these are amazing

Just like 50 Shades of Grey

this is messing my writing abilities reading these

These actually remind me of the style of Lemony Snicket and Douglass Adams, more Adams. I could see most of these working in a comedy/satirical work.

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dog: *barks*
me: chill
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yungginseng:

when the store clerk think you walking in to steal

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This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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[source]

Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

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playbill:

Her voice is ridiculous in this. Like, Barry White tone and octaves going on. I’m still in awe.

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arcticmunkeez:

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

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lord-kitschener:

how I justify all of my behavior tbh

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tastefullyoffensive:

[jeremykaye]

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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tim-will-destroy-you:

terebrosaurus:

I had a dream where Tim Helbig was a centaur…I mean, just look at this beautiful odd creature!!?

(yes, it was totally worth 6 hours of nonstop drawing)

I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE ATTRACTIVE

I have a new favorite picture.

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dashconballpit:

i would be more into 50 shades of grey if it were actually about

  • the history of black and white film
  • trying to find the perfect lampshade for your monochromatic living room
  • a very elaborate knitting project
  • a guy named grey with 50 pairs of sunglasses
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